THE PLAY ABOUT A DICK
by Aaron Wilton

The Play About a Dick is a razor-sharp dark comedy about vulnerability, perception and the lies we tell ourselves. When Enid meets a younger man online for sex, their awkward exchange spirals into a brutally funny and unexpectedly profound exploration of identity, self-worth, and human connection. With biting dialogue, unpredictable twists, and a fearless approach to modern relationships, this one-act play is both hilarious and unsettling. A bold, provocative theatrical experience, The Play About a Dick will leave audiences laughing, cringing, and questioning the absurdity of post-truth existence. The Play About a Dick was selected for Capital Stage Company’s Playwrights’ Revolution New Works Festival, a finalist for Bottle Alley Theatre’s Script Competition and won honorable mention for the Panndora’s Box Festival of New Works.
- Cast Size: 3M 3W
- Running Time: 90+ minutes
- Royalty Rate: $75 per performance
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About the Playwright

Aaron Wilton is an award-winning American playwright and actor. He was a founding member of the Actors’ Reading Collective, the co-founding artistic director of Pig Brooch Theatre Company, artistic associate at 3Girls Theatre Company, producing associate artist at the Black Artists Contemporary Cultural Experience, company member & ambassador at PlayGround SF, artistic associate of South Pleasant Company NYC and artistic adviser for Curan Repertory Company NYC.The Play About a Dick had its world premiere in the Czech Republic with the Prague Shakespeare Company and Alabaster Cat. Its US premiere was at Good Luck Macbeth Theatre Company in Reno, NV the following year. It was selected for Capital Stage Company’s Playwrights’ Revolution New Works Festival, was a finalist for Bottle Alley Theatre’s Script Competition and won Honorable Mention at the 11th Annual Panndora’s Box Festival of New Works.
Happy Mundanes performed at the Greenwich Street Theater for the NYC Fringe Festival (“[Wilton] makes the unbelievable expected and turns the usual on its head…presents the possibilities for change, excitement, and humor with vitality…” -NYTheatre review). He has had short plays performed at The Playwrights Foundation and PianoFight SF.As an actor, he’s known for roles in television (NCIS: Origins, The Rookie, Criminal Minds), film (Jexi, The Boat Builder) and video games (Mafia: Definitive Edition, Watch Dogs 2, The Godfather II), as well as commercials with Taco Bell, Xfinity, Wells Fargo, Blue Shield, Charles Schwab, Chase, Cisco, Adobe, EA Games, Pixar and Tejava. He is also a highly acclaimed theatre actor; notable productions include George Street Playhouse’s Inspecting Carol (with Peter Scolari & Dan Lauria), Aurora Theatre Company’s John Gabriel Borkman (with Karen Grassle), Berkeley Repertory Theatre’s Western Premiere of the Pulitzer Prize finalist The Far Country, and a theatrical recording of Toni Cade Bambara’s Blues Ain’t No Mockingbird (with Peter Macon). He was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area and is a member of SAG-AFTRA and Actors’ Equity.
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